koujaku suffers epic ownage from meme-king noiz yet again
Hate to love you: For Cee
We should really try to get along… After all it’s for Aoba’s sake.
This constant knife at each other’s neck will really get us both killed.
Yet the way we both go deeper, harder, stronger just kills me. I hate this guy to death. I hate that he knows where to touch and where to make me melt; then turn around and make me scream at him. I hate that he gets me twisted.
One wrong move then I’m pulling the gun on him, I won’t hold back and I’ll pull the god damn trigger. I know he’ll do the same. In some sick way, I guess we both like this thrill.
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like
Watch out vogue ! Xxx
YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES
Ten Germans try to say the word “squirrel”
As Jeremy Clarkson says: Germans can’t say the word “squirrel”. Though, to be fair, most native English speakers can’t say the German word for “squirrel” (Eichhörnchen) either…
This is the cutest thing I’ve found